Boredom, Sarcasm, and a Pathetic Need for Affirmation
In a nutshell, those three things explain the fact that I've made the top 10 of the Crummy Church Signs caption contest for the second time. You'd think that since I've already won the book I'd be above shameless pandering for votes. You'd be wrong.
And really - after seeing the sign in question, tell me with a straight face that they didn't have it coming.
I'm a follower of Christ, an heir of the Reformation, and a Baptist - in that order. My wife Heather and I have been married since 2005 and are the proud parents of a little girl. I work as an Aviation Technical Publications editor. From 2005 to 2009 I served as Minister to Youth at Hazelwood Baptist Church in Louisville, Kentucky, and I'm now actively pursuing church planting.
Soli Deo Gloria!