Well, I got 1 minute, 19 seconds, but they left out a very important question: "How would you address the velociraptor?" My answer: "I would stare him down and command him in the name of Jesus as a image-bearer of Almighty God to either die on the spot or become loyal and loving to me like a puppy." If he disobeyed at that point, then vengeance is the Lord's. Enjoy dino-hell, clever girl!
I'm a follower of Christ, an heir of the Reformation, and a Baptist - in that order. My wife Heather and I have been married since 2005 and are the proud parents of a little girl. I work as an Aviation Technical Publications editor. From 2005 to 2009 I served as Minister to Youth at Hazelwood Baptist Church in Louisville, Kentucky, and I'm now actively pursuing church planting.
Soli Deo Gloria!
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Well, I got 1 minute, 19 seconds, but they left out a very important question: "How would you address the velociraptor?" My answer: "I would stare him down and command him in the name of Jesus as a image-bearer of Almighty God to either die on the spot or become loyal and loving to me like a puppy." If he disobeyed at that point, then vengeance is the Lord's. Enjoy dino-hell, clever girl!
Wow - bonus points for the Robert Muldoon reference.
Thank you. I try.
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