Tuesday is a day without an identity. It's not reviled like Monday, gleefully anticipated like Friday, or celebrated like Saturday. It doesn't have a cool name like Wednesday's "humpday," or Sunday's spiritual identity. Let's help Tuesday find itself. Lately, I've been having fun with Blogger's random question feature. So, every Tuesday, I'll take a new question, post my answer here, and ask for yours in the comments. Come on. Tuesday needs you.
You've successfully slain the dragon! How will you toast your marshmallows?
I'll chain him to the ground, stand over him with my sword, then have my cleric friend use his last raise dead spell to bring him back to life. Once the marshmallows are toasty, I'll finish him off again.
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It Is We Who Must Be Bent
13 hours ago
4 comments:
Dragons aren't real.
Unfortunately, nerds are...
Quiet, or I'll smite you both with my +3 battleaxe of frost.
I would cast resist fire on my self and then cover myself in marshmallows and become a human smore...creepy? a bit, but awesome! crap...rolled a 1 - fumble!!! and I'm burnt to a crisp...with a warm gooey center...I know...still creepy!
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