Tuesday is a day without an identity. It's not reviled like Monday, gleefully anticipated like Friday, or celebrated like Saturday. It doesn't have a cool name like Wednesday's "humpday," or Sunday's spiritual identity. Let's help Tuesday find itself. Lately, I've been having fun with Blogger's random question feature. So, every Tuesday, I'll take a new question, post my answer here, and ask for yours in the comments. Come on. Tuesday needs you.
You're trapped in a well with a goat and a slinky. Describe how you will escape.
I'll beat the goat incessantly and hope the racket attracts attention, but I'm keeping the slinky - when I get out of that well it will be a ton of fun.
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It Is We Who Must Be Bent
12 hours ago
3 comments:
Who wants to escape? That sounds like a party.
I wrap the slinky around the goat's neck and use it as a bridle then ride the goat as he uses his mad mountain-goat-rock-climbing skills to safely bring me to the surface. Then I roast him and eat him with mint jelly.
Lay the goat on its side.
Set slinky on top of goat.
Use the goat/slinky combo as a trampoline.
Freedom.
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