Tuesday is a day without an identity. It's not reviled like Monday, gleefully anticipated like Friday, or celebrated like Saturday. It doesn't have a cool name like Wednesday's "humpday," or Sunday's spiritual identity. Let's help Tuesday find itself. Lately, I've been having fun with Blogger's random question feature. So, every Tuesday, I'll take a new question, post my answer here, and ask for yours in the comments. Come on. Tuesday needs you.
Whoops! Your tongue is now a magnet. Whatever will you use for silverware?
I'll never eat. I'll be too busy writhing on the floor in pain after my tongue rips the fillings out of my teeth.